Some heterosexual men don’t want to BE cops,
but they like to HANG AROUND cops.
This can be dangerous.
Two Chicago cops illicitly used a cop-car
to drive to Northern Wisconsin to a gambling den.
A civilian cop-groupie was riding in the back seat.
Coming back, they speeded—of course—and a Wisconsin State Trooper made them
pull over. Ingeniously they explained that the guy in back had killed a cop, and they were rushing him back to Chicago.
Immediately the giant trooper pulled the poor guy out,
snarled, “Filthy-Cop-Killer !”
and laid him unconscious with one blow.