JACK WRIGHT'S FAVORITE STORY:
This farmboy got a job as a bellboy in a city hotel.
He got summoned to this room/"Come in!"
This woman was standing stark naked, admiring herself in the mirror.
She grabbed the lad, pulled him inside, saying "I hear someone coming!"

Strutting again,she asked, "What do you think is my best feature?"
He replied, "Your ears !"
Huh?
"A minute ago, when you heard someone coming--that was ME !"