If You Grew Up In Rural Wisconsin:
*You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
*You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
*You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between the reception and wedding dance.
*You know the difference between 'Green' and 'Red' farm
machinery, and would fight with your friends on the playground over which was better!
*You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm or Farm and Fleet.
*You spent more on beer & liquor than you did on food at your wedding.
*You hear someone use the word 'oof-dah' and you don't break into uncontrollable laughter..
*You or someone you know was a 'Dairy Princess' at the county fair.
*You know that 'combine' is a noun.
*You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel post in the middle of winter.
*You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.
*You know that 'creek' rhymes with 'pick'.
*Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all taken into consideration before wedding dates are set.
*A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your
girlfriend shining for deer.
*Saturday you go to your local bowling alley.
*There was at least one, if not several, in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning. And/or smelled like it.
*You have driven your car on the lake.
*You can make sense of 'upnort' and 'baatree'.
*Every wedding dance you have ever been to has the hokey pokey and the chicken dance.
*Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
*The local gas station sells live bait..
*At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a meat processing plant.
*You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.