Thursday, February 14, 2008


From g.Walhovd:
If You Grew Up In Rural Wisconsin:

*You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.

*You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.

*You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between the reception and wedding dance.

*You know the difference between 'Green' and 'Red' farm
machinery, and would fight with your friends on the playground over which was better!

*You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm or Farm and Fleet.

*You spent more on beer & liquor than you did on food at your wedding.

*You hear someone use the word 'oof-dah' and you don't break into uncontrollable laughter..

*You or someone you know was a 'Dairy Princess' at the county fair.

*You know that 'combine' is a noun.

*You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel post in the middle of winter.

*You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.

*You know that 'creek' rhymes with 'pick'.

*Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all taken into consideration before wedding dates are set.

*A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your
girlfriend shining for deer.
*Saturday you go to your local bowling alley.

*There was at least one, if not several, in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning. And/or smelled like it.

*You have driven your car on the lake.

*You can make sense of 'upnort' and 'baatree'.

*Every wedding dance you have ever been to has the hokey pokey and the chicken dance.

*Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
*The local gas station sells live bait..

*At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a meat processing plant.

*You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.

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