LITURGY REQUISITES

A friend attended a High-Church Anglican music conference.
The teacups were so expensive he didn’t dare touch one.

Unlike Roman abbesses, who are controlled by some cardinal,
Anglican abbesses are at the very top of their heaps.

An ancient abbess approached a young bishop.
“Bishop, I understand you oppose women priests.”
“Yes, Mother, I certainly do!”
“Well, the only thing your priests have that my nuns lack is a penis.
I’ve been attending Mass for over 80 years, and I’ve never seen one of thoseUsed in the liturgy.”