Ye Amadan!

A man said to MD, “I like Norwegians.”/”That’s a social problem, not a medical problem!”/ “No I want you to make me into a Norwegian.”/
“Forget it; that’s a tricky operation; I’d have to remove a good part of your brain.”

/”OK I can pay; I’ll find another MD.”/ “Wait..think it over for 2 weeks;
if you still want this, I’ll do it.”

Patient awoke from anaesthetic. Md:”I told you this was tricky; my scalpel slipped, I removed 90% of your brain!”

“Ah, ye Amadan! Ye Niver Did!”