The worse a sinner, the longer his purgatory.
“When they close down Purgatory
on Judgment Day, they’ll ask Uncle John
to put out the lights.”
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About 3 obnoxious relatives: “Their room in Purgatory
has Hawaiian climate.
Their presence is suffering enough.”
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A woman-driver was exasperated by traffic.
Her forceful mother said,
"Offer it up for the most abandoned soul."

"If you don't pipe down,
YOU'LL be the most abandoned soul,
right here on this corner."